Today's the day we make this kind and generous soul squirm.  But I'm not the evil one---it was all Mark “The Madman” Koopman,   “ Marvelous” Morgan Shamy,   Stephen “Breakthrough” Tremp &   David “Kingpin” Powers King's    idea.  Let's get to this, shall we?    What does Alex look like?   I'm not sure why, but I'm betting heavy on mustache.    Who could play Alex in a documentary?   Lenny Kravitz. With a mustache, of course.   Who does Alex remind you of?   Santa Claus.   Flash Fiction:  The  Ninja  crouches. He is alone, but far from lonely, for he's accompanied by the imagined classical  guitar  riff that he mentally jams to while biding his time. Waiting. Watching. There it is! He leaps into the  Cosbolt  and speeds to his target. As always, the spacecraft is first on the scene—comments are still at zero.   “Not for long,” he murmurs, his mustache twitching ever so slightly. He delivers a witty one-liner, maneuve...