I always thought @Debra_Anastasia was insane...now I KNOW it. #‎FireDownBelow

Check out the...er, unusual reviews for Debra Anastasia's Fire Down Below:

So, you know when someone says "Ew, gross. Smell this," And then, for some inexplicable reason you do? Well, I smelled it. And you can read my review at Goodreads.  

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There are a lot of eyes in Debra Anastasia’s house in Maryland. First, her own creepy peepers are there, staring at her computer screen. She’s made two more sets of eyes with her body, and the kids they belong to are amazing. The poor husband is still looking at her after 17 years of marriage. At least he likes to laugh. Then the freaking dogs are looking at her—six eyeballs altogether, though the old dog is blind. And the cat watches her too, mostly while knocking stuff off the counter and doing that internal kitty laugh when Deb can’t catch the items fast enough.

Debra has a smattering of books in a few genres. There are two in the Seraphim Series and three in the Poughkeepsie Brotherhood Series with a prequel, Poughkeepsie Begins in the near future. Fire Down Below is the first in the comedic Gynzaule Series. The second, Fire in the Hole, will be published in late 2015. The Revenger, a dark paranormal romance will debut this summer. And last, a novella called Late Night with Andres is special because 100% of the proceeds go to breast cancer research. (So go get it right now, please!) You can find her at DebraAnastasia.com and on Twitter @Debra_Anastasia. But be prepared...


Liz Blocker said...

LOL!! I love it! What a great and hilarious promo. And your review was pretty priceless, too, Nicki :)

Neurotic Workaholic said...

I love those reviews, including yours, and I especially love the one from the Pope. I'd like to say that he wouldn't say something like that, but I've spent my life as a Catholic and I know several Catholics who tell people they're going to hell all the time (I must also admit that I am one of those Catholics).

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

I started reading and I went 'what the heck?' Made me smile in the middle of a chaotic day.

Arlee Bird said...

Pretty provocative cover and title. Sounds funny.

Arlee Bird
A to Z Challenge Co-host
Tossing It Out

Janie Junebug said...

I am amused and frightened.


dolorah said...

That was an interesting review. Sounds like a fun read. I can use some practical levity in my life :)

I love the cover.

Jennifer Lane said...

This book has definitely intrigued me! :-) Glad to see it climbing up the sharts!