I shall henceforth be known as: Local Woman

That's right, I've hit the small time---I am "Local woman" according to the headline in the free newspaper that will smack down on asphalt driveways throughout my town tomorrow morning.  Local Woman.  I feel like I ought to go out and get myself some sort of superhero costume.  "Oh no! I don't know which store has the best deal on cream of mushroom soup!"  "This sounds like a job for...Local Woman."

This pic you see here, that's my Clark Kent look.  You won't even know it's me when I'm in my Local Woman garb, but I'll give you a  hint---it'll most likely involve a Batavia Bulldogs sweatshirt, black leggins, a Darth Vader helmet, a Harry Potter robe, and possibly Spongebob shoes. Cuz I'm fairly certain I can scrounge all of that together on very short notice.    

Comments

fallen monkey said…
Hmm, I wonder who Local Woman's arch nemesis would be...

Does the Commissioner of Batavia send you the signal of a giant Longaberger basket in the sky?

Well done, you! You modest thing, leaving it for me to find out about on your blog! Little stinker.
5/16/2010 6:09 AM
Nicki Elson said…
Hullo schweetie pie. ;) Haha--the Basket-Signal. Hey, speaking of Batavia, I have a lovely little coffee shop we must visit next time you're in town.
5/18/2010 9:28 AM
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